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Q. Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

A. It went down the road and turned into a field

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Tim

Q. Who wrote the book "When will it happen?"

A. Sue Nora Later (Say the name fast and you'll get it.)

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Ryan

Q. Englishman says to Frenchman “Do you know the hunchback of Notre Dame?”

A. Frenchman says to Englishman “He rings a bell !”

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M. G.

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Q. How did Benjamin Franklin discover electricity?

A. It came to his brain in a flash!

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Q. Where do geologists go for entertainment?

A. Rock Concerts.

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Q. Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?

A. Because they run over sleepers

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Q. Why was the robot stupid?

A. He had a screw loose.

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Q. Why is a pencil the heaviest thing in your school bag?

A. Because it is full of lead.