Jokes

Heres some fun jokes for you to have a laugh at, do you have an joke you'd like to share? Talk about it in the Aspergernauts Community.


Q.
Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

 

A. It went down the road and turned into a field

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Q.
Who wrote the book "When will it happen?"

 

A. Sue Nora Later (Say the name fast and you'll get it.)

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Q. Englishman says to Frenchman “Do you know the hunchback of Notre Dame?”

 

A. Frenchman says to Englishman “He rings a bell !”

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Q. How did Benjamin Franklin discover electricity?

 

A. It came to his brain in a flash!

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Q. Where do geologists go for entertainment?

 

A. Rock Concerts.

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Q. Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?

 

A. Because they run over sleepers

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Q. Why was the robot stupid?

 

A. He had a screw loose.

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Q. Why is a pencil the heaviest thing in your school bag?

 

A. Because it is full of lead.

 

Do you have an joke you'd like to share? Talk about it in the Aspergernauts Community.